Corny Jokes

I would tell a joke about a Minotaur lost in the maize, but that's just bull. -mdrummond
Why did the Health Department shut down the comments section? Because it was <img src=x onerror="alert('unsanitary')" />. -Les Lim
What do you call the best student at corn school? The A-corn. -Dave Reid
Q: What did the corn say when he got complimented? A: Aww, shucks! -dougvann